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Crass Wrap

Professor Grad Card

Ah, sweet, sweet forbidden fruit—who knew elbow patches could be so sexy? Your grad made it all four years without becoming a cliché but they're no longer a student and that professor is hot as fuck. Congratulate them on their graduation, and wish them luck on getting railed by a PhD (pretty hot dude 🥵).

Size: 5" x 7"

Message inside:

That professor you've had your eye on is finally fair game.

$599
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Crass Wrap

Professor Grad Card

$599

Ah, sweet, sweet forbidden fruit—who knew elbow patches could be so sexy? Your grad made it all four years without becoming a cliché but they're no longer a student and that professor is hot as fuck. Congratulate them on their graduation, and wish them luck on getting railed by a PhD (pretty hot dude 🥵).

Size: 5" x 7"

Message inside:

That professor you've had your eye on is finally fair game.

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