Merry Fucking Xmas

A new lifestyle just dropped: Crass Minimalism. 🤶🏻🎄Don't waste time this holiday season with gift wrap that gets straight to fucking the point. Now you can focus on what's important this Christmas, getting shit-faced and loudly arguing with Uncle Jim about whether lizard people are controlling the weather. Perfect for those who want to bring a subtle vulgarity to their holiday festivities. There's no Christmas like a crass Christmas.

Size 20" x 28" | Includes 5 sheets per roll