You're the Present Now

Is it a gold watch? No. Is it a spa day? They wish. Is it tickets to their favorite band in concert? Wrong again! It's you...You're the present.🥳 After all, you're a goddamn gift—no returns—and now they won't forget it. Perfect for those who never know what they want.🎈

Size: 7" x 5"

Message inside:

It's me. I'm awesome. You're welcome.