Student Loans Grad Card

They did the work, they got the degree, they waited 3 hours in the sun to walk across the stage, and now real life kicks in—that diploma ain't free, and they've got the student loans to prove it. Congratulate them on a degree well-earned and tell them to get ready to bend over and grab the lube, because those student loans are about to make sitting painful as fuck. 💸

Size: 5" x 7"

Message inside:

Cause these student loans are about to fuck you.

$599
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Student Loans Grad Card

$599

They did the work, they got the degree, they waited 3 hours in the sun to walk across the stage, and now real life kicks in—that diploma ain't free, and they've got the student loans to prove it. Congratulate them on a degree well-earned and tell them to get ready to bend over and grab the lube, because those student loans are about to make sitting painful as fuck. 💸

Size: 5" x 7"

Message inside:

Cause these student loans are about to fuck you.

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